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$BABA will MOOOOOooN….wait…no…NOOOO

$BABA will MOOOOOooN....wait...no...NOOOO

This post is a tribute to the flurries of:

https://preview.redd.it/f35xthyhrc081.jpg?width=533&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f40ac45aac8b3bc694100e57e566abdb2b7f2184

"Let's go Brandon BABA"

"BABA is SOOO undervalued bruh"

"I am a vAlUe InVeStOr BrUuUh"

"It's just politics bruuuh, the fUnDaMenTals remain unchanged"

"Charlie Munger doubled down on BABA brruuuuh, so smart so kewl I am just like him"

We have seen prior to BABA's earnings call. Unfortunately to these retards, reality came knocking and $BABA is now -5+% in pre market trading.

Knowing how retarded these people are, I am guessing they are loaded balls deep into OTM calls expiring on 19/11, which is also a direct translation of GETTING FUCKED.

https://preview.redd.it/4gnr7cgjrc081.jpg?width=690&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6909e8ff96fc9c32eb15655f41bf67c77e5fd0ca

If you know of anyone who got their assholes ripped wide open with these plays PLEASE and I repeat PLEASE be considerate and do not rub it in.

As mature individuals, what we should do is to say "its ok bruh" while handing them a role of 3 ply toilet paper. Why? To stop the anal hemorrhage.

https://preview.redd.it/w2ie3rokrc081.jpg?width=830&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bd6334828b78371005cea3601a15d18f7dd155b

The END.

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