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The following is a how long meme stock bagholders will be bagholding based on u/hello_singularity's breakdown.

A few assumptions must be made to accurately provide a finite date. based on my recourses I was able to find these values. I also only took into account only forward timeframes and not those that included flashbacks such as 'yesterday' or 'flashback'. u/hello_singularity's breakdown had a couple instances that can not be overlooked and if your wife's boyfriend distracts you for less than 1 second, you will miss them completely.

Here are the assumptions:

Moment = 90 seconds#:~:text=Although%20the%20length%20of%20a%20moment%20in%20modern,called%20natural%20or%20equinoctial%2C%20and%20the%20latter%20artificial)

Several = 4

Doing a line of cum takes roughly 1 second.

The breakdown of the breakdown:

5 seconds

A few = 3

Moment = 90s

A few*moments = 270s = 4min 30 sec

Eternity = ∞

3 days

12 seconds

3:28am-8:01pm = 16 hours 33min

Next day = 24 hours

10 seconds

346 minutes ~ 5 hours 45 minutes

Much much much later = Fortnight = 14days

3 days later

1 shift = 9 hours

2 minutes

24 hours

1 week

Angry line ~ 1 second

20 years

3 days

8 hours

The following Thursday = 5 days

5min

1 day

Much later = 2 hours

Much much later = 4 hours

8:01 to the next day = 24 hours

20 minutes

3 weeks = 21 days

Many months later = 5 months

3 days

2000 years

6 hours 30min

Narrator quits his job because he was waiting around (probably lack of money) = 1 month

6 hours

Several hours = 4 hours

3 minutes

Little longer than a few minutes = 5

The next morning = 24hours

The next morning = 24hours

Many Tic tacs later = 10 seconds

Next evening = 24 hours

Moments later = 3 seconds

More moments later = 3 secconds

One semester – 15 weeks

15min

4 months

Thousands of tears = 1 night = 8 hours

16 days

6 hours

3 hours

4 days

Tomorrow = 24 hours

Tomorrow 24 hours

A few inches = 2 seconds

Days 1 – 4 = 4 days

3,000 wup poos later = 1 daily discussion Thread = 6am-4pm = 10 hours

Soon after = 15minutes

Many hours = 5 hours

75 years later

2 hours

4-6 weeks = 5 week

1min 37 seconds

1 debt to society = 1 second

1 pair of pants = 3 seconds

1 hour

2 hours

3 hours

Total: ∞, 2095 years, 10 months, 21 weeks, 76 days, 178 minutes, 117 seconds

this means it will be ∞ + 2096 years, 5 months, 3 weeks, 1 day, 2 hours, 58 minutes, 57 seconds until freedom

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