Where do I sign up to be fed chair ?

Obviously inflation needs to be stopped. It’s now time for me to intervene. I’m graduating college soon, so I need a job. I’ll raise interest rates 10% or whatever and knock inflation out of this country.

How hard can it be? It’s just turning some knob in a Washington DC government building that is labeled “interest rate hikes”.

It looks like an nice government job. Pays 200k a year. More than enough to do some yolos and still be able to afford a house. At this point if he can be fed chair, so can I.